ÿþ/*

Laznivci

shocker.js

*/



function shocker()

{

	var c = Math.round(Math.random() * 25);

	

	switch (c)

	{

		case 1:

			return("<h4 id=\"center\">Vreme?</h4><p id=\"center\">Temu ti pravia
 vreme!?</p>");

			break;

		case 2:

			return("<h4 id=\"center\">Nau

ite se nov jezik!</h4><p id=\"center\">Prekajen svinjski jezik.</p>");

			break;

		case 3:

			return("<p id=\"center\">Danes zjutraj so odkrili ~
ivljenje na Marsu!<br/>}
al se je 

ez dan odselilo.<p>");

			break;

		case 4:

			return("<h4 id=\"center\">Vreme nocoj</h4><p id=\"center\">Zve

er se bo po vsem svetu stemnilo.</p>");

			break;

		case 5:

			return("<h4 id=\"center\">Informacije o cestah</h4><p id=\"center\">Ceste so.</p>");

			break;

		case 6:

			return("<h4 id=\"center\">Nikoli ni prepozno...</h4><p id=\"center\">...razen, ko je res prepozno.</p>");

			break;

		case 7:

			return("<h4 id=\"center\">Pozor!</h4><p id=\"center\>Resno zni~
ane cene.</p>");

			break;

		case 8:

			return("<h4 id=\"center\">Kje je Godot?</h4>");

			break;

		case 9:

			return("<h4 id=\"center\">Prodam...</h4><p id=\"center\">...sve~
o toplo misel.</p>");

			break;

		case 10:

			return("<h4 id=\"center\">Jasnovidci!</h4><p id=\"center\">Pridite. Veste kam, veste kdaj.</p>");

			break;

		case 11:

			return("<h4 id=\"center\">Atomi!</h4><p id=\"center\">Vsak dan manja
i.</p>");

			break;

		case 12:

			return("<h4 id=\"center\">Beri-beri,<br/>pia
i-pia
i!</h4>");

			break;

		case 13:

			return("<h4 id=\"center\">Tiha voda</h4><p id=\"center\">Dreke ~
ere.</p>");

			break;

		case 14:

			return("<p id=\"center\">}
enska z brki je kot riba v vodi.</p>");

			break;

		case 15:

			return("<h4 id=\"center\">Vir
inija Vulf?</h4><p id=\"center\">Ni me strah, bojim se pa!</p>");

			break;

		case 16:

			return("<p id=\"center\">Eni znajo, drugi so njihovi a
efi.</p>");

			break;

		case 17:

			return("<p id=\"center\">Kruhov cmok?<br/>Skoraj perverzno...</p>");

			break;

		case 18:

			return("<p id=\"center\">Lé ne mu,<br/>ne mo-mo.</p>");

			break;

		case 19:

			return("<h4 id=\"center\">Mnogojezi

nost</h4><p id=\"center\">Je neizbe~
na.</p>");

			break;

		case 20:

			return("<p id=\"center\">Bez Muje ni cipela da se obuje.</p>");

			break;

		case 21:

			return("<p id=\"center\">Tete majo rade<br/>dolge brade.</p>");

			break;

		case 22:

			return("<p id=\"center\">Ne ~
ve

i tako glasno!</p>");

			break;

		case 23:

			return("<p id=\"center\">Tebe pa ni

 ne pe

e?</p>");

			break;

		case 24:

			return("<p id=\"center\">Kako lahko ima Sredozemlje nebo?</p>");

			break;

		case 25:

			return("<p id=\"center\">Ich bin eine Praline!</p>");

			break;

		default:

			return("<h4 id=\"center\">?<h4>");

	}

}



function repeater()

{

	var c = shocker();

	document.getElementById("shocker").innerHTML = c;

	var t = setTimeout('repeater()', 4000);

}



function classTitle(elementId)

{

	var c = Math.round(Math.random() * 11);

	var e = document.getElementById(elementId)

	

	switch (c)

	{

		case 1:

			e.innerHTML = "Mali oglasi";

			break;

		case 2:

			e.innerHTML = "Mami, obrazi!";

			break;

		case 3:

			e.innerHTML = "Mastni opa~
i";

			break;

		case 4:

			e.innerHTML = "Mini vitra~
i";

			break;

		case 5:

			e.innerHTML = "Majhni okrasi";

			break;

		case 6:

			e.innerHTML = "Medli obli~
i";

			break;

		case 7:

			e.innerHTML = "Mali organi";

			break;

		case 8:

			e.innerHTML = "Molly O'Glassy";

			break;

		case 9:

			e.innerHTML = "Ogli melasi";

			break;

		case 10:

			e.innerHTML = "Mali oglasi";

			break;

		case 11:

			e.innerHTML = "Mla

ni pia


anci";

			break;

		default:

			e.innerHTML = "Meni prima~
i";

	}

}



function adTitle(elementId)

{

	var c = Math.round(Math.random() * 11);

	var e = document.getElementById(elementId)

	

	switch (c)

	{

		case 1:

			e.innerHTML = "Antipropaganda";

			break;

		case 2:

			e.innerHTML = "Reklamacije";

			break;

		case 3:

			e.innerHTML = "Propanbanda";

			break;

		case 4:

			e.innerHTML = "Rekla: \"Meee!\"";

			break;

		case 5:

			e.innerHTML = "Maa
ilo";

			break;

		case 6:

			e.innerHTML = "Intonacije";

			break;

		case 7:

			e.innerHTML = "Infofop";

			break;

		case 8:

			e.innerHTML = "Ne beri";

			break;

		case 9:

			e.innerHTML = "Poglej stran";

			break;

		case 10:

			e.innerHTML = "Zlata jama";

			break;

		case 11:

			e.innerHTML = "Reklamolom";

			break;

		default:

			e.innerHTML = "Probanadka";

	}

}



function startScreenSaver(type)

{

	var uri = "http://milambda.net/l/ohranjevalnik";

	

	switch (type)

	{

		case 0:

			uri = uri + "-varen.html";

			break;

		default:

			uri = uri + "-nevaren.html";

	}



	var w = window.open(uri, "_blank", "channelmode=1,directories=0,fullscreen=1,titlebar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,directories=0,status=0,menubar=0,scrollbars=0,resizable=0");

}



function endScreenSaver()

{

	window.close();

}



function noSsHere()

{

	alert("Eh, Ne tu! Na glavni strani.\nNo, saj bo kmalu jasno.\nBeri dalje.");

}



function resizeBigShocker()

{

	var screenHeight = screen.height - 100;



	document.getElementById("shockerDiv").style.height = screenHeight;

	document.getElementById("shockerTable").style.height = "100%";

}



function getFops()

{

	var fopBox = document.getElementById("fop-box");

	var fopList = document.getElementById("fop-list");

	var listString = "";



	listString += "<li><b>Orjaa
ka roza bunda</b><br/>(Frenk Prea
írok)</li>";

	listString += "<li><b>Salama</b><br/>(Oscar Wild)</li>";

	listString += "<li><b>Malo sutra</b><br/>(Alfonz Prah)</li>";

	listString += "<li><b>Tepih in gate Schwanzklopfner</b><br/>(Grudi `
edvigo)</li>";

	listString += "<li><b>Solata, moralisti

ni kajak</b><br/>(Masni Prtí

)</li>";

	listString += "<li><b>Sko

i</b><br/>(Sinor Gredol

i

)</li>";

	listString += "<li><b>Sosedov plin</b><br/>(Josipa Jur

i

)</li>";

	listString += "<li><b>Jaka posoda</b><br/>(Janko Kjesti)</li>";

	listString += "<li><b>Zvodnik Jernej in njegova prasica</b><br/>(D~
oni `
ankar)</li>";

	listString += "<li><b>Gnoj v po~
iralniku</b><br/>(Pre~
ivet `
korec)</li>";

	

	fopList.innerHTML = listString;

	

	fopBox.style.display = "block";

}